Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston
things learned today: i’m like one of the only people i know who doesn’t hear a voice in their head when they read things
im still laughing at this
If Earth Had Rings
First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.
However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.
Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.
During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.
Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captionsCAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE KIND OF ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY THIS WOULD HAVE GENERATED
FUCK RAINBOWS MAN THIS WOULD LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING ARM OF GOD CIRCLING THE EARTH
Act 1 Part 2
Kiri babe
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody’s looking for Soumaintrain
No More Heroes.
If you don’t find this even the tiniest bit cute you are lying.
